Saturday, March 23, 2013

Chinese Etiquette Issues, continued...


Many a time, we Chinese inflict all these ridicules, contempt and scorns upon ourselves. Not too long ago, a bun-maker in China was said to have used old paper cupboards to make the inner ingredients for his buns. The news was beamed all over the world – CNN, BBC, etc. The story turned out to be engineered a local reporter. By the time the truth emerged, damage had already been done. Hardly any of these global news channels bothered to retract the story. Why we ourselves have to do such a thing?

 

China-bashing is a fair game in the Western media. CNN’s Jack Caferty is most blatant about it. During the height of the street violence against ethnic Chinese in Tibet just before the Beijing Olympics, he placed the entire blame on the Chinese leadership and called them a bunch of goons. Chinese diplomats attempted to put on a more balanced perspective in the global media; but they didn’t sound convincing, largely because of their inability to articulate their cause in good English, a concern which I will discuss again later.

   

In Australia, we have John Garnaut who writes a regular column on China in The Age in Melbourne. This chap is believed to be stationed in China, yet little of what he has written is positive about China. He is forever talking about human rights and democracy, or the lack of it, in China – events like the Tiananmen incident, and his belief that there is really little or tangible in China’s so-called growth, etc. Even though these issues are pretty stale, undiscerning Aussies think all is gospel truth in whatever rubbish he writes.

 

But Chinese are not helping themselves. Tune on to CCTV9 (Now CCTVNews), China’s only international English channel, and you will understand what I mean. Besides a few anchor presenters, most of their correspondents spoke mickey-mouse or sing-song English. It is neither American English, nor Australian English, nor English English. It is Chinese English! They read English in the manner as if the text is in Chinese. It really irritates those who understand the nuances of English language. On the other hand, take a look at the Al Jazeera presenters, you can’t help feeling impressed. 

 

A high degree of self-centredness

A sense of misplaced self-centredness appears to be particularly strong amongst the Chinese. If you are ethnically a Chinese, you are likely to be greeted with “Kei tor wei?[1]  when you enter a Chinese-run restaurant in any part of the world. (You may also notice that it is not much of a greeting either; chances are that the waiter or waitress is also nonchalant when he or she says those words.) To a Cantonese, everyone who looks like him or her, or is yellow in skin, is a Cantonese!

 

            When you go for your yum-char[2] [饮茶], do you see that the restaurant will only provide a little plate of chilli sauce? It is for the whole table to share. Restaurants also seldom provide separate spoons in the dishes they serve. Why? The Chinese are used to sharing the dishes with their chopsticks and spoons. You can pick and choose with your chopsticks and spoons even though they are laced with your saliva and debris of food. Try asking them for separate spoons; they will think that you are “par-pai’ (or almighty)! What so unhygienic about sharing your food? And observe the way they dish out the plates to you; you might think that they received their training in casinos! They dish out the plates like dishing out cards!

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            It is evident that Chinese generally do not bother to make a good attempt to understand their customers; they are simply too presumptuous. The Japanese, on the other hand, will study every need of their customers. The Caucasians, for example, have longer limbs than they do; products meant for this market will reflect this knowledge with the most intimate attention. We think everybody behaves like a Chinese! Of course, I have to rest my case if any reader argues that this is efficiency – something we should be proud about!

 

To many a Chinese, every Caucasian is a kwai-loh [鬼佬] (foreign devil); every native is a huan-knea [番仔]. Every one seems to be some kind of a kwai []or kwi (ghost), knea or chye (little fellow) to us. We are also very racist, aren’t we? We should do some soul-searching. Are we that superior? Or are we just trying to hide our inferiority complex? I think it is more of the latter. Averagely, we are less articulate in the way we express ourselves; we are either more over-dressed or under-dressed, and are either more over-groomed or under-groomed. We are “less-straight” than Caucasians, are we not? 

To be continued...



[1] “How many of you?” in Chinese Cantonese
[2]Drink tea” in Chinese Cantonese, but actually it is a form of breakfast-cum-lunch outing with friends or family members in Chinese restaurants where steamed buns, delicacies and sweets are served on trolleys. 

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Business Titan: Tan Chong's late Tan Yuet Foh

Few can command the type of love the staff had for the late Tan Sri Tan Yuet Foh. I had already left Tan Chong when news of Tan Sri’s demise reached me. I went to pay my last respect. You could see tears flowing freely. I was also overwhelmed. I sure missed him.

My stay in Tan Chong was short. I joined them on 1 June 1981 and left the company exactly a year later. The group managing director, Ooi Chee Seng, was quite upset over my decision. He thought I should stay on.

But that is all history.

Tan Chong was an extraordinary organization, founded by an extraordinary man. The man was the late Tan Sri Tan Yuet Foh.

The first few days at Tan Chong were rather uneventful for me. I was introduced to my colleagues and received some briefings here and there.

Being in the holding company, I shared the floor with the senior directors. The late Tan Sri’s office was in the more spacious corner across my modest room.

I was going through some of the company’s statistics and financials when Tan Sri walked into my room. He was so informal. While he talked, he enjoyed his tobacco. You felt very much at ease with him. No pretensions, no protocol. If he did not know, he asked point-blank. But be sure you know what you were talking. He was simply too sharp and analytical for one to bluff one’s way. He could conceptualize issues in their most fundamental forms and show you the way.

But many of my colleagues thought he was too “long-winded”. Some even joked that you could sleep through his “lectures” and still not did miss a thing. Others proposed to get him a tape-recorder…

I did not agree. To me he was a philosopher-extraordinaire. Many of the things he said carried a fundamental philosophy. If only he could write like Philip Kotler…

* * * * *  

He was totally committed to Nissan whose cars were known as Datsun then. While waiting for a company vehicle during the first few days in Tan Chong, I had to make use of my wife’s car, which was a Honda Civic. As a senior manager, I was entitled to park my car in the compound of a nearby bungalow, which housed the company’s advertising department. I did not quite know the protocol and merrily staked my right there. One evening I came down only to see my car missing. Somebody had banished it to an obscure corner.

Be sensible, you do not drive a non-Datsun around if you want to work in Tan Chong.

That was a good lesson.

* * * * *   

I had to go with the late Tan Sri to Singapore one day. We took an early flight. At the Singapore airport a humble Datsun met us. I was aghast - a 1200 cc car to fetch Tan Sri? The man who came to fetch us mumbled something. It was something to do with the availability of the bigger Datsuns in the office. Apparently, he could not get hold of one. But shouldn’t a multi-millionaire deserve something better? 

You must be kidding; the late Tan Sri traveled only in Datsuns.

* * * * *   

The late Tan Sri decided to stay back in Singapore. I had to go back to Kuala Lumpur. We headed for the airport where he followed me all the way to the check-in counter. There was really no reason for him to do so – I was already an adult!

When the counter clerk asked for $5 for the airport tax, he took out a five Singapore-dollar note from his wallet and handed it over to the girl, well before I could dig into my own wallet.

How can you bring yourself to tell such a man that you do not want to work for him anymore?

That was exactly what I had intended to do when I went back to Kuala Lumpur.

* * * * *   

Dr Saw had decided to emigrate to Canada. When it was made known that the late Tan Sri Tan had intended me to take over from Dr Saw in Tan Chong’s heavy vehicle division, the latter changed his mind. Frankly, I had rubbed him the wrong way somewhere before and he never took a liking for me after that.

I became a minister without portfolio. I could hardly keep myself occupied and felt totally vulnerable. No sooner, I was looking at job advertisements.

Just before the late Tan Sri and I left for Singapore, I had already agreed to accept a job offer. However, I just could not bring myself to tell him. Chee Seng, the MD, was my sounding board who took my decision quite calmly. He suggested that I should not see Tan Sri on the matter. He would inform Tan Sri instead.

* * * * *    

Chee Seng handed a cheque to me a few days later.  My three months’ salary was all there. I could leave early if I wanted to, he added.

I never had a chance to explain to the Tan Sri Tan. And I believed he never quite forgave me.

Had I the opportunity to discuss my decision with the late Tan Sri Tan, the outcome might have turned out differently. I have always been easily persuaded by kind words.

******   

PLAY HARD, BUT WORK HARD TOO


In the early 80s, cries for communal unity formed the backbone of manifestoes of the day of the community-based political parties. Amongst the Chinese community, you had a “thousand-men” dinner in Raub today and a “charity” sale in Pontian tomorrow, all in the name of Chinese unity.

Bukit Mertajam was where many of the big lorry transporters had their head-office.

Tan Chong Industrial Equipment was trying to penetrate the cargo lorry market with its CBs – I did not know what the letters stood for. They were nevertheless designated by Nissan Diesel for their range of trucks designed specifically for the cargo haulage industry – and when the somebody who happened to be the biggest fleet owner suggested that Tan Chong sponsor a unity event in Bukit Mertajam, you simply had to agree.

Dr Saw had already agreed to the sponsorship and the late Tan Sri Tan was happy to go along.

Tan Sri was advised to give a speech and I was given the task of drafting it.

Tan Sri reminded me to stay clear of politics. I could not help coming up with a lot of motherhood statements. He liked them all the same. He would take the draft out from the pocket every now and then to rehearse. He took everything seriously.

Six of us from Kuala Lumpur were asked to attend the function, besides those key colleagues in the Penang Island and Province Wellesley branches.

He left instructions for us to book a number of rooms in the Mandarin. We checked in at the same time. He just took one of the keys and did not ask for anything special for himself.

McAlister Road in Penang had many durian stalls. Eight or nine of us squatted around the stall-keeper, waiting impatiently for him to open the durians. Believe it or not, the late Tan Sri was one of us.

* * * * *   

Tan Chong had a nice bungalow somewhere in Penang’s Tanjung Bungah area. If you had any important visitor to entertain privately, all you had to do was to ask for the keys.

Tan Sri knew it was my first visit to the bungalow. He personally showed me around. The orchids were very pretty. But there was something unique about the bungalow which I remember, even up till today. It was the master bedroom.

The bed was a round one and I saw mirrors, mirrors everywhere, including one on the ceiling right on top of the bed!

Tan Sri believed in working hard and playing hard too.

* * * * *   

Some people live to eat, but the late Tan Sri ate to live.

He hardly had time for his meals. It is unlikely that he enjoyed his food, no matter how tasty it was.

If he had no outside engagements, he usually had his meals in the small dining room adjacent to his office. Everybody was free to join him.

The food was usually very simple, being mostly noodles, unlike the elaborate dishes served in the executive dining room across the road. If you had an ear for him, he would go on and on about his experiences. Some new, some stale, but all with a moral behind them. By the time we were excused, he was still struggling with his first or second mouthful.

He was a very heavy smoker who virtually chain-smoked. His meeting room had a generous supply of cigarettes. All of us ended up as passive smokers. One might as well take up smoking.

* * * * *     

When Tan Sri was in one of those very rare outbursts, nothing would be right for him. The advisable thing to do was to avoid eye contact with him.

The room was filled with cigarette smoke and nobody wanted to speak out.

I was quite new to Tan Chong then. Some of the things Tan Sri had just said sounded like crap to me. I remarked, “Tan Sri, how can you say he was wrong…”

Everybody was taken aback by my audacity. There was a complete silence. Tan Sri reached for his pipe, slowly lit the tobacco inside it, turned to me and said, “Yes, you are right…”

* * * * *  

A VIP from Nissan Japan was visiting the office. There was a lot of preparation at Tan Chong. Tan Sri personally went to the airport to receive this VIP.

The Tan Chong managers were introduced one by one to this VIP. When it was my turn, Tan Sri said this to him, “This very able young man has just joined us…”

I knew I was not going to have many friends in Tan Chong after that.

* * * * *     

CARRY SAND, CARRY EARTH, CARRY… EVERYTHING CAN


Nissan Diesel was the sixth biggest truck maker in Japan then, I was told.

That meant it was one of the smallest.

But that fact did not bother the late Tan Sri Tan Yuet Foh at all. He was convinced Nissan was the best. He believed he had a good enough model in UG780 to break into the dump-truck market.

But do you know how a UG780 looked like? In the truck market, we called it a normal control model. That means the truck has a long “nose” in front of the cabin; the engine is housed inside this nose. Most modern designs are the forward-control variety – the engine is neatly tucked under the cabin. Somebody told me UG780 was a World War II-vintage but I could not verify the claim. Anyway, in Tan Chong, it was our duty to indoctrinate ourselves that anything Nissan had to be the best.

An advertisement had to be designed. The instruction was given out. Within days, the mock-up was ready as Tan Chong had one of the best in-house studios in town.

The background was the newly commissioned North Port in Port Klang. Against the majestic ships, the beautiful blue sky and not forgetting the sparrows (or crows?), UG780 certainly looked stunningly pretty. It was a great piece of work, everybody seemed to agree. The boys from the advertising department were visibly pleased.

But how come there was no word from the old man?

After a lull, the late Tan Sri reached for his pipe. He began, “You all do not know business lah. Come, write this down…

“Carry sand, carry earth, carry…, everything can. Make sure they are boldly written across the top of the advertisement.

“Next, take the truck to that stone quarry at Batu Cave, load it up as high as you can and take a photograph from there.

“Don’t forget to take a photograph of the cabin; drivers like big cabins. And the axle… Show that it can climb slopes better than others too!

“How often do you want this advertisement to go out?”

A schedule had already been promptly laid out for the late Tan Sri – Nanyang, xx days; Sin Chew, yy days; New Straits Times, zz days; Star, aa days, so on and so forth. All the major dailies were covered.

“Buyers of dump trucks don’t wear ties one lah. They also don’t know how to read New Straits Times, Nanyang…” Tan Sri was getting a little impatient. “You must go for Ta-chung-pao, Sen-hwok-pao… You pay for one day, these people will give you three days free…”

People in Tan Chong were fast learners.

Before the week was over, a new artwork was already there for Tan Sri to view.

Boldly written across the top of the advertisement was: CARRY SAND, CARRY EARTH, CARRY… EVERYTHING CAN.

Exactly what Tan Sri had said.

Against the Kanneison Quarry, which was a subject of outcries by the residents of Batu Caves over its less-than-careful operations, UG780 was hell of a beast. Arranged neatly below were a number of wide-angle shots. The cabin? I thought it looked like a Hilton suite. And the axle? Maybe a little bigger than MAN’s[1]. What about its climbing ability? No problem, it could defy the law of gravity.

* * * * *  

The mosquito press was never happier. It was the first time in years they had such a good hand-out from one of the biggest motor firms in town. They were glad to extend the buy-one-get-three-free offer.

* * * * *   

When I happened to drive past a construction site one day, I stopped by to observe how a UG780 worked. I must admit it was a good machine. And sure enough, while the driver was waiting for his truck to be loaded, he reached for the back pocket of his trousers, unfolded his copy of Sen-hwok-pao and slumped back comfortably in his Hilton suite to enjoy the juicy columns.

I forgot to tell you. This driver did not wear a necktie.

* * * * *   

ARE THEY SELLING JAGUARS?


This was what the late Tan Sri Tan Yuet Foh commented when he was told of the latest advertising blitz by his No.1 rival in the 1,200 cc range.

UMW had just put up some very high profile advertisements for its new generation of Toyota Corollas.

One advertisement showed a Corolla standing proudly on the top of a Greek (maybe Roman, I am not sure) pillar. As the camera rolled, smoke billowed from below.

Another depicted a Corolla sandwiched between a Benz and a BM. Or was one of them a Rolls? The background, the bungalow of a super-rich.

The late Tan Sri’s reasoning was very simple. “Who are your customers?” Similarly, Peter Drucker would advise us to ask this question of ourselves, all the time.

Or was the Corolla in the rich man’s house meant for the amah? Someone had to take her to the market. Obviously she could not go in the Rolls or the Benz or the BM.

* * * * *   

As for his Datsun 120Y, the late Tan Sri was content with this: The car for Tom, Dick or Harry.

Tom could be a teacher, Dick a butcher and Harry, a preacher. They could all be char-koay-teow men for all he cared. When Tom bought his Datsun, Tan Sri would make sure he was given a mysterious gift! If Dick bargained a little harder, he would get two mysterious gifts. And Harry knew all along what the mysterious gifts were, but he bought a Datsun just the same.

Elsewhere Corolla was No. 1. But not in Malaysia.

* * * * *   

OTHER PEOPLE’S WIVES ARE PRETTIER

“Other people’s wife prettier, therefore can give birth; my wife not pretty, therefore cannot give birth.”

The late Tan Sri Tan Yuet Foh of the Tan Chong fame used to use this line to demolish his sales managers’ and executives’ argument that his Datsun cars were not as saleable as Toyota.

Datsun, as Nissan was called in the early 80s, was competing neck-to-neck with Toyota. Its 1200 cc model was pitted against Toyota Corolla. It was obvious that Toyota looked trendier. But Datsun was priced slightly lower and had its own followers.

The late Tan Sri Tan was a very hands-on man. He would join operational meetings whenever and wherever they were held.

When asked to explain why a particular branch or area was behind Toyota in sales, some executives and managers would always lament the truth. But the truth was what the late Tan Sri did not want to hear.

* * * * *



[1]               MAN of Germany, manufacturer of heavy trucks

Jiuzhaigou

To me, Sichuan's Jiuzhaigou (九寨沟 - Valley of Nine Villages) is he most beautiful part of China I have ever come across. The best time to visit the place is October. The colours are stunning. It is basically a Tibetan enclave. (I always had this very misplaced understanding of the Tibetans, until I saw Jiuzhaigou!) 


Tuesday, March 19, 2013

English lessons in China

Somewhere in Chengdu

Picture taken in Changyu's Wine Museum in Qingdao

Wizard or Lizard?

I joined Genting after KS had already left the company. He was fondly missed by many of his former colleagues there. There were many anecdotes about his generosity and kindness. Before I knew him, I had always wished I could have the chance to work with him. He was a larger-than-life corporate genius to me.

Towards the late 70s, the Chinese community was rediscovering itself. Multi-Purpose became the rallying point of the Chinese. The name KS was synonymous with Multi-Purpose and Multi-Purpose was in the headlines every other day.

I attended one of his luncheon talks one day. He was a very confident speaker but certainly not a particularly eloquent one. His command of English was average. The circumstances leading to some of the prized acquisitions, he admitted himself, were more situational than anything else.

However my admiration for him continued unabated until sometime in 1983, when I had the opportunity to know him in person. Things were already not going quite right for him in Supreme, the group he controlled. High & Low was invited to take a look into two of its subsidiaries – Supreme Refinery and Supreme Chemical. Their balance sheets were atrocious. You really had to pay one to take the companies over; they had net liabilities! Nevertheless, we were more interested in their businesses than their assets.

The state of affairs at Supreme Chemical was pathetic. We thought we should not waste anybody’s time.

Supreme Refinery was more presentable. The plant manager, a pleasant-looking lady, in her thirties, received me. “Why were the losses so huge?”

The answer was in the management accounts!

There were obviously some margins to be had in the business, but the company had lost millions in doing hedging. Did the big boss know about it?

* * * * * 

I could not help relating this observation to friends: The staircases or the bridges in refineries were usually the see-through type. And ladies beware! If you have to visit one, make sure you wear pants. On this particular day, the pretty plant manager was wearing a not-too-long skirt. Could you really blame her colleagues for exercising their neck each time we made a climb?

When I discussed the two companies with the Yang Berhormat, the honorific to which he was entitled then, he said he did not seem to have good fengshui apart from Finance and Properties. In my audacity, I wrote him a small note: Yang Berhormat, you have to go beyond good looks in management.

There was no way bosses in High & Low would pick up these two companies, I had to tell him. He was a gentleman. Over the telephone, he said, “Yu Bok, it is alright.”

* * * * *  

Through a broker, we came to know that a 5,500-acre palm oil estate in Paloh, Johor was for sale. “Whose estate is that?”

The answer: “Supreme’s”

That was in 1984.

Not a bad estate, our plantation controller Lee King Wat concluded. Since High & Low was also anxious to pick something to show shareholders, the deal was soon closed. The consideration: RM46 million  - everything therein and thereon, including the palm oil mill in the middle of the estate.

The assets had to be checked against the records.

“How come some 2-3 million dollars worth of equipment was not in the books?”

“They were acquired under leased financing from XXX”

A legal point arose. The assets acquired under lease financing were strictly not Supreme’s. Under the circumstances, could High & Low demand Supreme to surrender them? Or should High & Low redeem them from the leasing company?

KS called me from the Subang Airport; he said he was on his way to Europe. “Could we come to a compromise?”

“Very difficult, Yang Berhormat. The High & Low board have already made the decision. And you have agreed on therein and thereon basis, haven’t you?”

“Alright, let’s conclude it early.”

He gave up so easily! I could not believe it.

If the Yang Berhormat had kept a Mercedes 500 there and we had also insisted that it should be High & Low’s, possibly YB Tan might also say, “Okay, it is all yours.” After all, we were talking about therein and thereon and YB was a man of principle.

* * * * *   

The physical take-over was a three-day affair. Personnel Department had to issue letters of continued employment to those who wanted to stay behind; the Accounts and Audit people had to take stock of the assets; and Plantations had to comb through the statistics. I, as the corporate planner, had only to follow up with the legalities. But everyone had a good outing in the midst of the jungles of Johor, where cobras sunbathe themselves right in the middle of the estate roads.

“How come there are seven mini-tractors when the book says there are four?”

It is a fact!

* * * * *  

Chinese are worshippers of heroes. KS was certainly a hero to many.

He has a very pleasant personality. He can make his guests, no matter how ordinary they are, feel at ease. A great student of management, he knows all the SWOT*1 stuff at his fingertips.

Tan Sri Lim told me this one morning over tea at Genting. KS was first introduced to him when Tan Sri was having some difficulty with his tax returns. He had certainly contributed a great deal to the growth of Genting. Essentially a doer, KS was able to help convert Tan Sri’s dreams into realities. But with or without KS, Genting would always be a formidable name under Tan Sri Lim Goh Tong.

The exposure KS had in Harvard must have been a watershed in his career. Famous for its case study method of imparting entrepreneurship into bright-eyed mavericks, HBS, among other things, teaches the use of high-sounding jargons and the art of “getting things done”.

KS saw business as a big jigsaw puzzle – you must have all the pieces to form a picture. He had had big visions for the Chinese community. But what happened to Multi-Purpose?

Also what about Matang, Aik Hua and P’ng Hua?

He was billed as the financial wizard of the time. But having interacted with him before, I came off very unsure of the depth of his wizardry.

* * * * *   

“R” and “L” are used interchangeably by some Chinese in pronouncing English. “Wizard” and “lizard” also sound quite alike. Maybe it was “lizard” they had in mind when they said “wizard”. Was the recent Singapore Airlines disaster in Taipei’s Chiang Kai-shek airport a result of this interchangeablity – R- or L-runway?

2012 London Olympics

By 2008 Beijing Olympics standard, the closing ceremony in the London do was a low-budget affair. The economy of Europe as a whole was lousy, UK was so-so. Everything was pretty low key in London, despite the Olympics.

But the atmosphere in the stadium was electric. The crowd was so spontaneous in their response. Below is a short video I shot. Look at the young lady!

https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B_UuKXLogLNWTHMwdk1zOElGSm8/edit?usp=sharing

Monday, March 18, 2013

WHO IS THE MORE EFFECTIVE BOMOH?

Guthrie Bendy was formed before I joined Guthrie.

It was losing something like RM200K a month, which was a lot of money then (mid-1980s), and the bleeding continued unabated.

Guthrie Bendy was a joint venture between Guthrie and Bendy Toys of UK. Guthrie would look after production and Bendy Toys, sales and marketing. Its product: foam rubber toys in the form of characters like Disney’s Mickey Mouse, Goofy, Donald Duck etc to Pokie and Gumbie to Bendy’s proprietory names like Paddington Bear and others.

To save cost, it was housed in one of Guthrie’s old rubber factories in Port Dickson. The factory was not far from the Port Dickson town. But to reach it, you have to pass through a Chinese cemetery.

Unfortunately, children did not want these toys anymore. There was no play value in them! Boys now preferred electronically controlled cars and gadgets and girls, Barbies and the likes.

As the new director in-charge, I immediately flew to London to map out a new business plan with Bendy Toys. The product line had to change! Improvements had also to be made to the factory facilities and the process layout. However, because of capital constraints, they could take a back seat for the time being.

Guthrie Bendy’s fortune began to improve dramatically after it began to produce a range of spitting images – caricatured faces of public figures like Queen E, Ronald Reagan, Prince Charles, Margaret Thatcher. The customers? Mainly yuppie adults in the States. They had taste!

The Bendy people were quite a creative lot. They also asked the factory to produce faces for the Halloweens. Some of the faces could look quite scary really.

 Most of the workers in Guthrie Bendy were women. Some of them were young girls. The mid-80s was a tough time for many. Unemployment was high. The factory had no difficulty attracting workers although the working conditions were not very good. Work was simply tough.

The more skilled ones would be assigned to the moulding shop where most of the rejects would occur if control was lax. After the toys had been dried in the oven, they would be distributed to the workers to paint. Colour schemes were predetermined. All the workers had to do was apply the correct paint onto the foam rubber toys.

But when the place is humid and somewhat dark, you get tired easily. Painting Mickey Mouse is one thing; holding and staring at a grotesque Halloween figure is another. Hysteria became the norm of the day. One worker would suddenly stand up and act strangely, and ten would follow immediately. The chain reaction was indeed frightening. Ambulance had to be summoned next.

* * * * *   

A wise man advised: Let’s seek the help of a bomoh.

One was promptly summoned.

He proclaimed, “The place is dirty. Something has to be done.” 

The factory’s manager asked if it was alright with me if the factory followed the bomoh’s advice. Some sacrifices had to be offered to the hantu.

“Sure, go ahead.”

“Would you like to observe the ceremony?”

 * * * * *     

I arrived after the ceremony was over; just in time to sample a little of the yellow rice and goat meat that was offered to me.

The people were happy that I cared.

* * * * *    

I reported the hysteria to the management committee of Guthrie and everyone was concerned. They asked me to do what I could.

* * * * *   

My prescription was slightly more conventional. We had to improve the working conditions.

An adequate canteen was built; the operator was given a modest subsidy so that he could sell food and drinks at affordable prices. Trees were planted to provide shades all round.

On the production floors, fans and fluorescent lights were generously installed, and soft music was piped in. Kettles of tea were conveniently placed; workers could help themselves anytime.

Four painters were assigned to each table; right in the middle was the “standard” they had to follow.

* * * * *   

I did not hear of any hysteria after that any more.

Who is the more effective bomoh?

Maybe we complemented each other.

* * * * *      

When the management accounts showed that we had wiped out the accumulated losses and clocked up more than RM1 million  - after only nine months - I thought we should reward our colleagues. Tan Sri Rashdan was all for it.

We decided that we should have the annual shutdown and bused the workers, spouses included, to Singapore for a three-day, all expenses-paid holiday. That represented the first time out of Port Dickson, and the chance to stay in an air-con hotel, for many.

Six months later, another trip was organised to Penang. Again all expenses were borne by the company.

You could feel their enthusiasm each time you walked past your colleagues in the factory.

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Charles Neufeld, like many British inventors, does not quite believe taste changes with time. He created a range of foam rubber toys. The first few were essentially the squirted variety – bath toys in the shape of animals like tortoise and elephant. He moved on to secure rights to mould cartoon figures like Pokie and Gumbie. Embedded in the foam was a set of aluminum wire frames that allowed the limbs of the creature to be freely manipulated. These were followed by the Disney characters – Mickey, Goofy, Donald and their colleagues. They were hand-painted and colourfully dressed up. Before the onslaught of electronics, miracle plastics and powder metallurgy, Bendy was the perfect gift for kids.

Charles Neufeld went around in a Rolls Royce and paid thousands of pounds a year for a covered garage within walking distance from the Harrods. He also maintained an apartment nearby.

After he made his fortune, he bought a large tract of land in Ashford and on it he built a factory complex. But by the 80s, Bendy was already a spent force in the toy industry. Its profits in Ashford were shrinking fast. The rental income was more than what he could make from toy making.

Guthrie was looking for business opportunities. Charles had been buying latex from Guthrie’s London office for years. The “synergy” was apparent to Guthrie; a joint venture was duly put together. Bendy Toys would move its production facilities, lock-stock-and-barrel to Malaysia.

The honeymoon was enjoyable. Charles and his brother Harry had the chance to sample the idyllic life at Port Dickson where Guthrie kept a beautiful holiday bungalow. They came often. Guthrie appropriately presented Bendy toys as souvenirs to visitors, foreign and local alike.

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Neufelds soon took delivery of hundreds of thousands of ringgits of made-in-Malaysia Bendy toys. But few were sold. Some of the toys were found to be as hard as stones; others too soft like jelly. Paintwork was inconsistent – some meticulously done; others ridiculously sloppy.

Neufelds began to go slow on payments. Orders started to dry up. Workers had to be paid and overheads looked after. Guthrie Bendy soon became a “dog” in management jargon, kicking up a hundred thousand ringgit of losses every month.

I was asked to “rescue” the company.

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The factory was at that time headed by a chemist seconded from Guthrie’s research unit. 

It was obvious to me that he had never worked in a factory setting before – no standard operating procedures, no production planning and control, no…..

And the terrible humidity!

The place was originally a SMR (Standard Malaysian Rubber) factory. The pitch of the roofs was steep. Most of the buildings had no walls. The factory looked terrible. Certainly very unGuthrie!

One of the first things I did was to ask the factory manager to improve the general working conditions. Ceiling fans were to be bought and trees planted along the perimeters of the buildings.

He was all for the measures.

But…

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With the fans, the place was still as humid as ever, although the factory was in the midst of a mature oil palm estate.

Yes, the fans were there, but it was all hot air up and hot air down. The manager had installed the standard household ceiling fans! The stems were not modified to take into account of the steep pitch roofs. And he did not realize that!

I knew I had to change horse soon. This gentleman had forgotten his Physics.