Wednesday, June 10, 2026

On the Emperor’s Shoulder – Season 2

 

In my previous blog, I shared several chapters from my unpublished – and perhaps unpublishable – book. Those stories revolved around one particular “great.”

The following pieces are drawn from other chapters of the same manuscript and feature several more such “greats.” For ethical reasons, it would not be appropriate for me to identify some of them by name. I have therefore used only their initials in the stories.

The numbers accompanying each title correspond to the sequence of the chapters in the book.

Cheers!

 

8

When You Have a Board of Chairmen, Nothing Moves

 

This was exactly what happened to Highlands & Lowlands Berhad in the early 1980s. High & Low, as it was known to its fans,[1] must have been one of the most loved companies by investors at the time. It had a paid-up capital of about RM150 million, which was pretty big in those days. But what made High & Low exceptional was its formidable cash hordes and its highly visible landbank in the Klang Valley. RM250 million of its shareholders’ funds of RM500 million were operationally superfluous. It was in the form of cash and mostly placed with banks as fixed deposits to earn interest. When the prices of rubber and palm oil were low, High & Low could still hand out good dividends all the same, thanks to its interest incomes.

Ten of High & Low’s twenty estates were in Selangor. Some of these were right in the Klang Valley and became the obvious target of authorities when they wanted land for ‘public’ purposes. Shah Alam was in fact carved out from three of its Klang Valley estates: Sungai Renggam, Bukit Jelutong/Rasak and Midlands. So were the Subang Airport, the adjacent Malaysian Air Force Headquarters and Selangor’s State Sports Complex (Kelab Golf Sultan Abdul Aziz Shah is a spin-off of this acquisition exercise).

High & Low sold some land parcels also. An example is the roughly 1,500-acre property at the junction of Jalan Damansara and Jalan Kepong, once known as Edinburgh Estate. Today, two townships have taken shape there, Taman Maluri and the very upmarket Desa ParkCity (I understand several more have since been sold or converted for township development, Kota Kemuning might be one, and Elmina is ongoing).

You do not see High & Low’s signboards anymore because the company was absorbed by the Guthrie Group, which in turn became a part of the Sime Darby Group. In its heyday, it had the most coveted parcels of land with township development potential in the Klang Valley.

With its resources, High & Low could have taken over a bank or two if it wanted. There were no ownership restrictions then, and you could count with your fingers the number of local banks that had bigger net worth than High & Low. There were indeed many takeover opportunities: many listed companies were on the block, prime properties across the Causeway were not expensive, and many estates were being sold cheaply because of depressed commodity prices, etc. But all High & Low could manage was the acquisition of a small 1,000-acre oil palm estate in a very remote corner of Perak before the company was taken over by Guthrie in 1985.

How come? High & Low had a board of chairmen, not directors!

 

* * * * *

 

I was High & Low’s manager for corporate planning. It was essentially a one-man show, discounting my secretary and driver. The first task I set for myself was the preparation of a corporate diversification plan. Thinking that property development would be an obvious starting point, I mapped out a framework with which High & Low could systematically realise the real estate potential of its vast landbank in the Klang Valley. The executive committee and the board duly accepted the recommendation. But after that it was paper after paper, review after review. Nothing moved.

I also approached merchant bankers, stockbrokers, investment authorities, venture capital companies, overseas manufacturers and friends for business leads and possible joint ventures. Initially we were deluged with offers, but soon people saw through us. We were just wasting their time.

Decision-making in High & Low was a mind-boggling process. The board comprised Dato Seri Dr Syed Mahmood Syed Hussain, the chairman, Tun Ismail Mohd Ali, Tun Tan Siew Sin, Raja Tan Sri (now Tun) M Alias, Tan Sri Lee Loy Seng, Tunku Tan Sri Shariman Tunku Sulaiman, Tan Sri Syed Kechik Syed Mohamed Al-Bukhary, Charles Letts, Tengku Robert Hamzah and the late Datuk Yeoh Chin Hin. Every one of them was a company chairman in his own right. (Most of them have passed on).

On day-to-day operational matters, there were two general managers—one looking after plantations and the other finance and administration. There was no chief executive. The general managers had little authority, and most matters were referred to the directors. But few at that level had time for High & Low. What the board did was to entrust the authority to an executive committee made up of Dr Syed Mahmood, Tun Ismail Mohamed Ali, Tan Sri Lee and Raja Tan Sri M Alias who would meet once in about two months. All proposals and decisions required of the executive committee had to be formally prepared in a prescribed format and submitted to the company secretary a week or so before the committee met. It was the prerogative of the executive committee either to make a decision or to refer the recommendation to the board. A proposal could win approval one day and had it withdrawn the following day. Very frustrating indeed!

When you have a board of chairmen, meetings were usually a free-for-all affair. At their level, it was natural that everybody had a big ego. Some were quite petty also. I should not forget to mention their prejudices too – you have to believe me!

I had the opportunity to ‘defend’ my papers in the executive committee meetings. I was, however, rarely given a chance to do so at the board level. Our kind Puan Halimatus, High & Low’s company secretary, would come to see me after each board meeting. “Hard work down the drain, I suppose?” I would ask. If there was good news, she would give me a big smile. Otherwise, she would always console me by saying, “Mr Lim, I don’t know why they are always like that…” The reason could be anything, ranging from patronising reservations voiced by one of the directors out of his personal prejudices to a typographical error in your paper, or to outright proxy intrigues between the different interest groups in the boardroom.

None of High & Low’s big shareholders, namely Permodalan Nasional Berhad (PNB), the Federal Land Development Authority (Felda), Kuala Lumpur-Kepong, and Perbadanan Nasional Berhad (Pernas) were in a position to exercise full control of the board. Or it could be the Tun Ismail, who was really the first amongst equals there, being in an unfavourable mood. But what was particularly frustrating was the fact that one had to live with the type of ignorance displayed by some of the leading captains of the corporate world of the day.

Maybe I was naive; the stakes were too high for me to understand. Maybe they were just play-acting?

 

* * * * *

Coke, please!

It was sometime in 1984. There was this big dinner to raise funds for the Tun Hussein Onn Eye Hospital at the Kuala Lumpur Hilton. Being one of the top ten companies in the KLSE, High & Low was expected to be generous for a worthy cause. It ‘bought’ a RM25,000 table.

Dr Syed Mahmood was to be the host of the table, since he was the chairman of the company. It was supposed to be an ‘all-directors’ function. Once it was confirmed that the late Tun Ismail and his wife Toh Puan Maimunah Abdul Latiffwould be able to make it, the other directors began to send their RSVP regrets to Dr Syed Mahmood, although they earlier indicated their willingness to grace the occasion. An excuse? Last-minute urgent matters to attend to lah! All very coincidental!

You cannot leave the table half-empty, can you? The two general managers naturally had to oblige. They should bring along their spouses too. There were two more places to be filled. The ‘privilege’ fell on yours faithfully and his madam.

 

* * * * *

 

The dinner was a grand event, a who’s who of everyone big in town. But the mood of our table was subdued. Except for a few occasions when the witty Toh Puan Maimunah would take aim at Tun Ismail and make the rest of us misbehave in front of him, it was just food, food, and food.

When Tun Ismail was at your table, you could be sure few would bother to approach you. I remember a Datuk Somebody that night. When he spotted Sayed Mohamed, one of High & Low’s two general managers, he decided to waltz through the crowd to greet an old friend he saw across the room. As soon as the familiar bald patch surfaced before him, he froze and stammered, “Tun…”, did a 180-degree turn and marched back. I cannot recall if he even said hello to his old friend Sayed Mohamed.

 

* * * * *

 

“Sir, may I have your order please?” After the waiter had completed taking the ladies’ orders, I was the first to be given the honour.

“Vodka lime.” I suddenly realised everyone was looking at me scornfully. How indiscreet of me. “The Korean 747 has just been shot down over the Sakhalin Peninsula. Don’t you know that we should boycott everything Russian?”

Next was the other High & Low general manager, the late Aziz. “Coke,” he said. What? Coke for this occasion? I thought he liked something else.

Tuan Sayed, how about you? Can’t be Coke I suppose. “Coke, please.” Coming from Sayed’s mouth, it was unbelievable.

Had I committed an unforgivable sin in front of Tun Ismail and Dr Syed Mahmood? Everyone knew Dr Syed Mahmood did not drink. It did not surprise me when he asked for water. When it was the Tun Ismail’s turn, he asked for what he desired, no more, no less. And I know it was not fruit juice.

 

* * * * *

 

I was comparing notes on the late Tun Ismail with someone the other day. He updated me with this story. There was this board meeting. Tun Ismail had excused himself to go to the loo. Without him, no major decision could be made. Everybody was happy as they could stretch themselves a little. Soon the boardroom was full of life.

Ten minutes passed, and no sign of Tun Ismail. Good! We could continue talking or do some catching up. Half an hour later, still no sign of Tun Ismail. Maybe he had a bad stomach. One hour later, how come ah? Something must be wrong. A search and rescue team were promptly dispatched to the executive restroom. No trace of Tun Ismail either. Quick, call the house.

“Yes, Tun is in.”

Apparently, after easing himself, Tun Ismail headed straight for home. He had forgotten that the board meeting had yet to be adjourned!

 

* * * * *

 

Netted a small potato at last

One morning in 1985, three bloodthirsty looking men barged in High & Low’s office at Wisma Budiman.

“Where is Lam-san?” they demanded loudly at the reception.

The receptionist was Eurasian, and there was only one senior Chinese manager in the office. ‘Lam-san’ must be me. They were led to my room. The whole office was disturbed; colleagues were wondering what was going on.

“You walloped the RM200,000 that was meant for my client – the party who arranged for the sale of Yew Lian Estate to your company! He wants the money. It is due to him!”

A few weeks prior, we just concluded the acquisition of a 1,000-acre oil palm estate in Perak, near Hutan Melintang. We paid RM4 million for the estate. It was full of peat soil and flood-prone, nonetheless, its yield profile satisfied our ‘specs’, so the board agreed to allow us to make the acquisition.

Being the corporate planner of the company, I naturally assumed the role of the overall coordinator. Negotiations and handover nitty-gritty was left very much to me. The vendor was represented by their managing director, a certain Mr Lee, if I remember correctly. He was all-facilitating – until the day of the takeover. He appeared difficult but I did not take it to heart, since most vendors tended to act a little sentimental when their asset was being taken over because of cash flow issues, which apparently was the case with them then.

 

* * * * *

 

Back to the scene in my office at High & Low...

I received them calmly and told them straight to their faces:

“We dealt with Mr Lee, who is the managing director of the Yew Lian. There was no broker involved. You go and ask him who has he paid the money to.”

“If indeed he has told you that I have taken the money, ask him to come with you to claim the money from me. You know where I am now, do you?”

I never heard of them again. And that added some prestige to my status in High & Low.

 

* * * * *

 

More on peanuts

When you work for a cash-rich company, you do not have to crack your head hunting for new business opportunities or leads. People come to see you in droves. That was my good fortune in High & Low.

One day, a broker dropped by. Datuk Low Gaik Poh was looking for buyers for some of his cocoa and oil palm holdings in Sabah. Would High & Low be interested? The late Tan Sri Lee Loy Seng had just bought some from Datuk Low. The transacted price was quite reasonable.

“What is the asking price?”

“About RM4,000 per acre.”

“Sounds reasonable, when can we visit them?”

“Let me arrange.” Permission was duly obtained from the bosses for Lee King Wat and I to visit Sabah.

Arriving at the Tawau airport, we were pleasantly surprised to be received by George Yap, one of Datuk Low’s right-hand men. He loaded us into his Mercedes 280 and headed for the hotel. We felt quite at ease with each other, as we were all from the Peninsula. After a good meal and some unwinding, business began.

“Can we talk about your estates…?”

“Sorry, we should have told you this. M-Purpose has already made a good offer to us. Its Dunlop Estate will pick them up at RMxxxx per acre.”

RMxxxx was a much higher figure than RM4,000.

“I thought you were asking for RM4,000 per acre…?”

The smile on his face told me that I should not pursue the line of questioning anymore. Enjoy your food!

 

* * * * *

           

Doesn’t the word "accounting" sound like ‘I-count-ten’ and no more? 

High & Low owned 26,400 shares in H&C Latex, a very small holding compared to Harrisons Malaysia’s (now Golden Hope) millions of shares. Harrisons wrote to enquire if High & Low would be prepared to part with its shares in H&C Latex. Harrisons wanted 100 percent ownership. It was prepared to offer a price of RM63.71 per share.

Why so good a price? Wasn’t the investment on High & Low’s books just RM29,370.35 or RM1.11 per share? I went back to the records. The answer was there.

When High & Low was ‘Malaysianised’, values in pound sterling had to be converted into ringgit. Someone in the accountant’s office forgot to multiply the figure by 7.5, which was the exchange rate then. But it meant a difference of RM1,652,573.65. Peanuts to High & Low, but it was hell of a substantial oversight by any standard.

 

9

Wizard or Lizard?

 

TKS’s companies were for sale! And High & Low was approached. Being the corporate planner, it was naturally my duty to evaluate and recommend purchases to the board. Papers were still holding TKS sky high, but I knew his personal companies were already in trouble.

I joined Genting after TKS had left the company. He was fondly missed by many of his former colleagues there. There were many anecdotes about his generosity and kindness. Before I knew him, I had always wished I could have the chance to work with him. He was a larger-than-life corporate genius to me. Towards the end of the 1970s, the Chinese community was rediscovering itself. M-Purpose became the rallying point of the Chinese. The name TKS was synonymous with M-Purpose, which was in the headlines every other day.

I attended one of his luncheon talks one day. He was a very confident speaker, but not a particularly eloquent one. His command of English was average. The circumstances leading to some of the prized acquisitions, he admitted himself, were more situational than anything else.

However, my admiration for him continued unabated until sometime in 1983, when I had the opportunity to know him in person. Things were already not going quite right for him in the S group he controlled. High & Low was invited to take a look into two of its subsidiaries – S-Refinery and S-Chemical. Their balance sheets were atrocious. You really had to pay one to take over the companies; they had net liabilities! Nevertheless, we were more interested in their businesses than their assets.

The state of the affairs at S-Chemical was pathetic. We thought we should not waste anybody’s time. S-Refinery was more presentable. The plant manager, a pleasant-looking lady in her thirties, received me. “Why were the losses so huge?” The answer was in the management accounts! There were obviously some margins to be had in the business, but the company had lost millions in doing hedging. Did the big boss know about it?

 

* * * * *

 

I could not help relating this observation to friends: The steps in the staircases or the bridges in refineries were usually the see-through type. And ladies beware! If you have to visit one, make sure you wear pants. On this particular day, the pretty plant manager was wearing a not-too-long skirt. Could you really blame her colleagues for exercising their neck each time we made a climb?

When I discussed the two companies with the Yang Berhormat, the honorific to which he was entitled then, he said he did not seem to have good fengshui apart from finance and properties. In my audacity, I wrote him a small note: “Yang Berhormat, you have to go beyond good looks in management.”

There was no way bosses in High & Low would pick up these two companies, I had to tell him. He was a gentleman. Over the telephone, he said, “Yu Bok, it is alright.”

 

* * * * *

 

Through a broker, we came to know that a 5,500-acre palm oil estate in Paloh, Johor was for sale. “Whose estate is that?”

The answer: “TKS’s.” That was in 1984. Not a bad estate, our plantation controller Lee King Wat concluded. Since High & Low was also anxious to pick something to show the shareholders, the deal was soon closed. The consideration: RM46 million for everything therein and thereon, including the palm oil mill in the middle of the estate. The assets had to be checked against the records.

“How come some two to three million ringgit worth of equipment is not on the books?”

“They were acquired under leased financing from XXX.”

A legal point arose. The assets acquired under lease financing did not strictly belong to the estate. Under the circumstances, could High & Low demand TKS to surrender them? Or should High & Low redeem them from the leasing company?

TKS called me from the Subang Airport. He said he was on his way to Europe. “Could we come to a compromise?”

“Very difficult, Yang Berhormat. The High & Low board have already made the decision. And you have agreed on a therein and thereon basis, haven’t you?”

“Alright, let’s conclude it early.”

He gave up so easily! I could not believe it. If TKS had kept a Mercedes 500 there and we had also insisted that it should be High & Low’s, possibly TKS might also say, “Okay, it is all yours.” After all, we were talking about therein and thereon, and TKS was a man of principle.

 

* * * * *

 

The physical takeover was a three-day affair. The personnel department had to issue letters of continued employment to those who wanted to stay behind, the accounts and audit people had to take stock of the assets, and plantations had to comb through the statistics. I, as the corporate planner, had only to follow up with the legalities. But everyone had a good outing in the midst of the jungles of Johor, where cobras sunbathe themselves right in the middle of the estate roads.

“How come there are seven mini tractors when the book says there are four?”

It is a fact!

 

* * * * *

 

Chinese are worshippers of heroes. TKS was certainly a hero to many. He had a very pleasant personality. He could make his guests, no matter how ordinary they are, feel at ease. A great student of management, he knew all the SWOT[2] stuff at his fingertips.

Tan Sri Lim Goh Tong told me this one morning over tea at Genting. TKS was first introduced to him when Tan Sri was having some difficulty with his tax returns. He had certainly contributed a great deal to the growth of Genting. Essentially a doer, TKS was able to help convert Tan Sri Lim’s dreams into reality. But with or without TKS, Genting would always be formidable under Tan Sri Lim.

The exposure TKS had in Harvard must have been a watershed in his career. Famous for its case study method of imparting entrepreneurship into bright-eyed mavericks, Harvard Business School, among other things, teaches the use of high-sounding jargon and the art of “getting things done.”

 

TKS saw business as a big jigsaw puzzle – you must have all the pieces to form a picture. He had had big visions for the Chinese community. But what happened to M-Purpose? And what about Matang, Aik Hua and P’ng Hua? He was billed as the financial wizard of the time. But having interacted with him before, I came off very unsure of the depth of his wizardry.

 

* * * * *

 

‘R’ and ‘L’ are used interchangeably by some Chinese when pronouncing English words. Wizard and lizard also sound quite alike. Maybe it was a lizard they had in mind when they said “wizard.” Was the Singapore Airlines disaster in Taipei’s Chiang Kai-shek airport a result of this interchangeability – R- or L-Runway?

 

* * * * *

 

I had the opportunity to meet up with TKS a few times during the last couple of years, thanks to a university mate, who is now a golf kaki of TKS. He is as charming as ever!

 

End



[1] High & Low’s shares were traded in KL and London. It was one of the bluest of the blue chips of the day.

[2] SWOT analysis identifies the strengths, weaknesses, opportunities, and threats of an organisation.

Monday, June 8, 2026

Before We Forget Some of These Greats

 

A couple of months ago, I was catching up with two good friends, Yeow Teck Chai and Tan Koon San, over dim sum at a restaurant in Mutiara Damansara. Teck Chai is about my age, while Koon San is several years our senior. Both spent their careers in public service. Teck Chai rose to become Deputy Director-General of the Malaysian Industrial Development Authority (MIDA), while Koon San retired as Malaysia’s ambassador to a European country and as a representative of an international agency. He is also a prolific author and, although he didn’t say it, a Datuk.

As close friends often do, we exchanged stories and laughed over the idiosyncrasies of some of the movers and shakers we had known personally. I was particularly happy to share my experiences with several of my former bosses. During the conversation, I mentioned that I had once written a manuscript entitled On the Emperor’s Shoulder, but never succeeded in getting it published because it was deemed unpublishable by my most formidable editor and critic—my wife, Saw Hwa.

Naturally, they wanted to know about the title.

I explained that my late father was a devoted follower of spiritual Daoism. At the beginning of every lunar year, he would acquire the latest edition of the Tōng-shū (), the traditional Chinese almanac, and diligently study its many prescriptions, taboos, and cultural observances for the year ahead. Villagers frequently sought his advice when selecting auspicious dates for ceremonies, weddings, house-moving, or the commencement of important ventures.

According to my father, the almanac classified my birth under the category of being “on the emperor’s shoulder”. The interpretation was straightforward: I should never aspire to become a great lord or a powerful boss. However, I could expect a reasonably comfortable life.

There was, however, a caveat. The emperor’s robe, my father liked to remind me, was made of silk and therefore difficult to cling to. One could easily slip and fall. Looking back, his prediction turned out to be remarkably self-fulfilling. My career and life unfolded very much along those lines.

The stories in this proposed book are not all entirely factual. Like everyone else, I am susceptible to moods, biases, and the distortions of memory. Some episodes may have been embellished for dramatic effect, while others have been softened or abbreviated for reasons best left unsaid.

My intention is not to disparage anyone. Rather, I hope to share with readers both the greatness and the human quirks of a number of remarkable corporate leaders with whom I had the privilege of working. Yet beauty, as the saying goes, lies in the eye of the beholder. Some individuals may not appreciate my portrayal of them. For that reason, certain names and organisations have not been fully identified. Nevertheless, discerning readers may still recognise the fingerprints of people and institutions they know. I shall leave the guessing to them.

I remain deeply indebted to many of the personalities featured in these pages. I learned much from them—lessons in leadership, business, ambition, resilience, and, occasionally, human folly. Whatever modest successes I may have achieved owe something to their influence. Unfortunately, I could never quite rise beyond the limits that the Tōng-shū appeared to have ordained for me.

It is therefore fitting that I begin with one of the greatest entrepreneurs I have ever had the privilege to work with—the legendary Tan Sri Lim Goh Tong.

If readers are happy to indulge these recollections, I shall continue to share more chapters from this “unpublishable” book.

 

4

Genting Sempah

 

I joined the Genting Group in September 1977. It was already a formidable name by then. The name Genting was, and still is, synonymous with its founder, the late Tan Sri Lim Goh Tong. Moreover, its former general manager, Tan Koon Swan, had also made a name for himself in politics as well as in the corporate world. With the Supreme and Multi-Purpose groups, he was heading to big leagues as well. Tan became the president of Malaysian Chinese Association (MCA) but never made it to the cabinet. His saga is too well documented for me to bore readers here.

But few know how the name Genting came into being. In Chinese it reads 云顶or Ying Ding. Ying by itself means ‘cloud’ and ding means ‘top’, as in rooftop. It certainly sounds appropriate—with the resort sitting right at the top of Gunung Ulu Kali and clouds hugging it. So, Genting is ‘Cloud-top’ to those reading the name in Chinese. But I believe the name was derived from Genting Sempah. If you look at the Pahang map, you will find Genting Sempah right at the foothill of Genting Highlands. This name was in existence well before Tan Sri Lim developed Genting Highlands. I may be wrong, though.

But the pioneers of Genting should be saluted for choosing a very tasteful name for the resort. Whether in Romanised form or in Chinese, they sound good. They could have settled for ‘Silver-top’ or ‘Money-top’, for ying in Chinese can also mean ‘silver‘ (, yin) or ‘money‘. Fortune is the obsession of many, but only those with wisdom know the value of subtlety.

 

Hello, it is Saturday

It was Saturday. I was ready to pack up for home when the phone rang. Silly me, how could I be so assuming?

“Yu Bok, we have to go Pahang to see the menteri besar today. Get ready.” The voice was distinctly that of the Old Man (no derogation intended; it was a just a way of showing respect when we referred to our ultimate boss those days.) He hung up as soon as he finished what he had to say. You were simply not given a chance to waste his time.

The drive to Kuantan was a pleasant one, especially if you were travelling in a big Mercedes. It still took a few hours, though. The sun had already set by the time we reached Kuantan. We called on the director of the Land and Mines Office and he was happy to receive us in his home. A few more meetings followed. By the time we checked into the Hyatt, it was already close to midnight.

My wife must have been concerned, as I did not have a chance to call her before I left the office (there were no mobile phones back then). But I have the most understanding wife. Saw Hwa always takes these things well. She was already fast asleep when I reached her.

After a quick bath, I headed for the bed straightaway. There was still some revelling going on in the hotel. Someone told me earlier that the sultan would be around. I was too tired for anything.

Few hotels were thoughtful enough to provide toothbrushes and toothpaste those days. The next morning, I had to use my fingers…

I had nothing clean to change into. I thought I would be able to pick something up from the arcade, but I had to wait, as the shops would only open at around 9 or 10 am. I bought a batik shirt, and I could not find any briefs. Too bad. I had to make do with the one I had been wearing.

 

* * *

 

Sunday was not an off day for some of us in Genting. It was the day Tan Sri Lim would go around inspecting all the civil and engineering works that were being carried out around the resort. As always, he started his day early. He would gather the key construction executives in the coffeehouse or the theatre restaurant, give a few instructions here and there, and jump into his waiting car. Everybody would scramble towards his vehicle to try to catch up with him. The resort is quite a sprawling mass of land but lose him at your own risk!

Wherever he went, you just had to follow, and make sure you brought a notebook along. By the time he headed for his suite, your Sunday was as good as gone. But Tan Sri Lim was not an inconsiderate man. You could take a day off every week if you wanted to, as long as it wasn’t a Sunday.

 

* * *

 

The resident architect CH and I decided to go up to Genting by helicopter one Sunday. We wanted to catch the first flight. But the weather was simply impossible. Segambut, where the helipad was situated, looked very sunny, but the traffic controllers at the resort advised us that visibility there was too poor. So, we waited.

The resort was staging a big show. It was one of the first big-money affairs for its very impressive new theatre restaurant. The girls were from France, all very pretty. Two of the showgirls were also waiting at the helipad to go up. CH and I chatted them up. They were very friendly. Weathermen at the resort continued to give ‘no-fly’ advice. Before long, we ended up having lunch with the two girls in one of the nice restaurants in town. By the time we finished lunch, it was too late to head up the hill.

The next day was Monday. Tan Sri Lim was early as usual. The phone soon rang. The secretary said, “Yu Bok, Old Man wants to see you. Where is CH?”

I never missed my Sunday outings with Tan Sri Lim again, no matter how bad the weather was.

 

* * *

 

“Yu Bok, ask Captain to bring a few 955s and RBs to the golf course. I want to do something there.”

The golf course at the resort was not very great then. Enthusiasts had it that the course was not well-designed. Some remodelling work was therefore ordered. Ron Fream, a leading golf course architect, was commissioned to do the job.

There was an undulating tract behind the clubhouse. Nobody had any earthwork drawings. But Captain Lim was one of the few who had the uncanny ability to do exactly what Tan Sri Lim had in mind as far as earthwork went. And the 955s and RBs just cut and cut…

Tan Sri Lim was like an army commander and I, his aide-de-camp, had no choice but to stand next to him. But I did not have the slightest idea of what he had had in mind for this battle front. A few colleagues who happened to come by asked me what was being built. A new swimming pool? A new clubhouse?

Honestly, I did not know. And none of the above.

After one week of sunbathing, I looked over-tanned. Tan Sri Lim had also run out of steam. Before he walked back to his car, I heard him telling Captain Lim, “Plant grass.” Or did I hear him wrongly?

 

955s, 977s and Alab-Bee

“I want you to buy some second-hand 955s, 977s and alab-bees, you see so-and-so.”

This was the instruction given to me by Tan Sri Lim. I was still quite new at Genting. Although I had some project management experience, it was basically on high-rise buildings. I had never done land development before. But how could I ask Tan Sri Lim what 955, 977 and alab-bee were? I would be out of my mind. Did I want to lose my job?

“977, 977, alab-bee” were exactly the figures and words I wrote in my notebook. They had had to do with earth-moving equipment, I was convinced. After the ‘class‘ had been dismissed, I took the company car, a Peugeot 503, and went around the grounds searching for these beasts.

I was not disappointed—Caterpillar 955 and 977 tractors were busily at work everywhere. And you could not possibly miss Captain Lim’s alab-bees either—the always reliable RB draglines.[1]

 

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When you have a boss like Tan Sri Lim, you learn to be very resourceful.

CH came to me one day, “Yu Bok, you know Chinese. Do you know what the Old Man wants?” It was Tan Sri Lim’s own handwriting, in Chinese of course. He wanted us to do some improvement to the 脚死诺 (chiao-sei-nor). What is chiao-se-nor? He had gone around asking; nobody could help.

That was easy. Without hesitation, I enlightened him. “Casino.” You have to be a Hokkien to understand another Hokkien. Tan Sri Lim was thinking in Hokkien when he wrote the three Chinese characters.

Leg in Chinese character is pronounced chiao in Mandarin, but when it is read in Hokkien, it becomes kar. (se) is pronounced xi in Hokkien, which means ‘die‘ or ‘dead’. Nor (like in Mohamed Noah Omar) is more abstract, it formed part of the name of Tan Sri Lim’s Malay partner, written in Chinese. Taken together and read in Hokkien, it simply means ‘casino’.

I heard this from another acquaintance the other day. He also had the ‘privilege’ to be in Tan Sri Lim’s Sunday entourage when he went round inspecting works at the resort. Tan Sri Lim wanted some work to be done at “C .” He wrote it clearly on a piece of paper: the letter ‘C’ and (loah, for building, storey, or apartment block, depending on usage). Pronounced in Hokkien, it should mean ‘C Block’. Or so everybody thought! But there was no C Block there. What he meant was see lau—in plain Hokkien, the fourth level!

 

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This also came from a colleague: After a visit to one of the work sites, Tan Sri Lim wrote (liu, surname), and (shuĭ, water). In Hokkien, 刘水 is pronounced lau chwee.

Everybody was asking everybody else, “Who is this contractor Lau Chwee? Tan Sri Lim is looking for him.” Tan Sri Lim was furious; he had pointed out a water leakage problem at one of the sites and it had yet to be rectified after a whole week.

But he was not looking for a contractor named Mr Lau Chwee. He was saying that the place was 漏水 (lau chwee), or had ‘water leaking through’!

 

Oops, maybe?

All our architects, engineers and surveyors were a very qualified lot, but each time a plan was submitted to the Old Man, I noticed that he would for sure show some disapproval; few drawings survived without the need for amendments. This tendency of his did cause anxiety and uncertainty. I also observed that he did not bother to refer to the plans when he himself directed work at site, which he often did on Sundays.

Something did not look quite right to me; his dismissal appeared too sweeping. Maybe he didn’t really know how to read technical drawings? My team was asked to suggest how a parcel of a hillock had to be cut. That should be a fairly simple do; nonetheless, I asked for four sets of drawings to be prepared, with minor variations (in contours and colours). True enough, the Old Man expressed ‘concern’ over the first drawing.

“Never mind, Tan Sri, maybe you can take a look at the second proposal?” I asked.

Turning to the second drawing, he immediately said it was better. I asked him if he would like to see more. He signed on the third drawing! Onsite, none of the drawings were used when we did the actual cutting. And yes, I found a way to handle the Old Man!

 


5

What, the Old Man Wants to Change the Provincial Boundary?

 

I had a dream. I dreamt I worked for a company called Above-the-Clouds Berhad in a country called Bumiland

 

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The company was founded by a great entrepreneur Tan Sri Lin. Above-the-Clouds owned a hill resort that went by the same name.

“What, the Old Man wants to change the provincial boundary?”

This was CH’s reaction when I told him that Tan Sri Lin wanted us to realign the boundary of some of the lots in the Above-the-Clouds resort to make them more efficient in terms of land utilisation. CH was the in-house architect, and I was the development manager of the company developing the Above-the-Clouds resort, the most popular holiday destination in the country.

Tan Sri Lin originally had some 15,000 acres of land straddling two provinces in Bumiland—Gnahap and Langoser—alienated to him. He had to favour some friends and associates, but the bulk of the land, about 12,000 acres, still remained with Above-the-Clouds and its related companies, of which about 80 percent was in Gnahap, and the rest in Langoser.

In some parts of the country, watersheds determine provincial boundaries. This was apparently true in the case of the Above-the-Clouds resort, that sat smack on the Central Range of Bumiland. Looking in the northerly direction, you have Langoser if the rainwater flows westwards; otherwise, it is part of Gnahap.

The flagship hotel actually sat on two provinces. But both the provincial governments were very accommodating; they even formed a joint committee to administer the Above-the-Clouds resort. With the type of building by-laws we had in Bumiland, any building had to be hundreds of feet away from provincial boundaries. That meant that in the case of the Above-the-Clouds resort, you could only build in the ravines in most stretches.

Tan Sri Lin knew every square inch of the Above-the-Clouds resort. He had a vision of transforming the resort into a few thriving townships, one of which would of course be named after him. The ridges had to be flattened!

The telephone rang. It was the Old Man. We trooped into the meeting room equipped with many copies of the contour map of the resort. The inborn surveyor in Tan Sri Lin reached out for his favourite pencil—a hexagonal or octagonal rarity that was red on the one end and blue on the other—and began to draw a new provincial boundary

The result looked very fair – and a little here to benefit Langoser, and a little there to please Gnahap, all very equitably apportioned. Neither Gnahap nor Langoser seemed shortchanged. But he did not realise that he was drawing a new provincial boundary…

You had to take Tan Sri Lin seriously. When he was drawing those lines, you could feel the intensity of his chi. This concentrated energy could melt all the reservations. You actually believed it could be done!

Tan Sri Lin did not wait for the drawings. The in-house draughtsman took too long to do even a simple thing like this. A day or so later, Captain Lin’s[2] army of earthmovers and dump trucks began to storm the border. The commander was Tan Sri Lin himself.

 

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My dream did not last long enough. Or maybe I couldn’t remember the ending. I am not sure if the provincial boundary had in fact been violated. But come to think of it, after the ridges had been flattened, how could you tell where the watersheds were? There was no GPS those days.

Not everybody has the opportunity to contemplate changing provincial boundaries. You have to be someone in Tan Sri Lin’s class to do that. He is indeed an extraordinary man. He makes the impossible happen. Even if you were afforded Tan Sri Lin’s opportunity, would you be able to do what Tan Sri Lin had done?



[1] Mechanised crawler-excavators manufactured by Ruston-Bucyrus.

[2] Tan Sri Lim’s cousin.