Saturday, December 20, 2014

Tax-exempt cars, beware when you have to sell...

When my son returned to the country, he was allowed to buy two tax-exempt vehicles, a privilege that he happily exercised. He recently decided to replace one of them - BMW323i - with a SUV. The five-year-old salon was getting a little tight for his three boys.

Even though the original price tag for this vehicle was $270K, the highest offer received was no more than $90K. There is simply not much second-hand value for BMs!

What followed was even more shocking. We found that a buyer would have to pay Customs duty to get it transferred to his or her name. I checked with a friend who had done this before. He told me that he had to pay $20K for a10-year-old car under a similar situation. There is a website which appears to be able to help one estimate the damage. I tried it and just couldn't believe the amount my son might have to pay. With the vehicle loan that was still outstanding, he might end up netting nothing.
 
I decided to sell my one-year-old A Class Mercedes and took over his BM instead. I always condemn BMs but am using one now! How ironical!


Friday, December 5, 2014

The trouble with Uncle Low

In our recent Class of 73 anniversary do, one figure sat pathetically in one of the tables, surrounded by fellow ex-lecturers and a couple of ex-students. The table was largely shunned, largely because of this figure. He was close to 90; yet many still find it hard to forgive him!

He is Dr George Low, whose callousness caused untold damage to the future of many of his students.

In the 1960s and 1970s, gaining a place in Engineering in the University of Malaya was no mean feat. It only accepted 120 or so students from Malaysia as well as Singapore. (The Engineering faculty of the University of Singapore only started shop in 1969.) I entered Engineering in May 1969 – at the height of the racial riots in Malaysia. The class was dominated by a couple of top schools in the country – Kuala Lumpur’s Victoria Institution, Penang’s Free School and Chung Ling High School, Perak’s Anglo-Chinese School and Johor’s English College. The rest, though from lesser known schools, were no push-overs; with few exceptions, they were the top boys of their respective schools. (Some ten Malay students were admitted under the affirmative action policy of the government; unfortunately, none could make it to the second year.)

Dr Low thought Thermodynamics in our second year. His reputation preceded him. “Watch out for Uncle Low” was the fear of the day. His subject was not really difficult, neither were his examination questions. But his warning: Draw a square block around each of your final answers; if an answer is wrong, you lose three-quarter of the marks for that question!

We used slide-rules then to compute our answers. In an examination setting, many tended to fumble. Many ended having to re-sit his paper. Out of those who resat, quite a number failed his paper again. Failing a resit was a very humiliating thing those days. It meant one had to repeat the year again. To add salt to this injury, repeat students were denied any class of honours then, even though he might have scored many distinctions in that or other years. This scarred the psyche of many. How can you blame those who still harbour the bitterness or rancour against Uncle Low?

We used to call lecturers of such behaviours “snakes”. There were quite a number, but few were as lethal as Dr Low. The one who taught us Engineering Design was particularly sadistic. His whole mission was to “trap” you. In our Third Year we were supposed to design a gear-and-pinion transmission. It involved some complex metallurgical calculations before one could go to the next easy step of designing the “teeth”. Out of the four-hour or so paper, the last hour had to be spent to putting the design on proper Imperial-sized drawings. I was still fumbling with the complex metallurgical computations when I saw my fellow students already starting to mobilize their T-square and drawing kit. How can? I read the question again.

“Shit!”
I didn’t have to do the complex calculation at all! Right at the end of the question, it said, “Assume Big D over small d to be 4.” My gosh; I had wasted two solid hours! I did manage a straight pass, even though Engineering Design was one of my favourite subjects. A couple of my classmates were less fortunate. Luckily, though, they didn’t have to repeat the year.

Our Fourth and Final Year’s Engineering Design was again handled by this lecturer. The final examination was the design of an air-conditioning system. The word “brine” popped out of the examination paper. I froze! What is the meaning of “brine”? I have never heard of it? A quick whisper to my neighbour saved the day. “Water, but salty one lah!”

A classmate didn’t learn from his Third Year experience. He ended up with a General Degree, even though he was a top student in my Sixth Form class. He could easily have obtained a first class honours in any of the top universities in Australia or UK. But not in the University of Malaya! There were simply too many snakes there.

Oh, Another Conman!

I have been conned a couple of times, earlier today’s was not that hurting, notwithstanding, it represents another episode in life!

Our son had bought a new car, so we decided to help him dispose of his older his car, since he is so very busy with his work. We promptly bought a classified advertisement in The Star.
A Mr Wong called. “Can you bring the car to Pudu where my shop is?” Selling a used BMW323i is not easy. I was happy to oblige, but Pudu was quite foreign to me.

“Can we meet at Ampang Park instead?” He was happy to compromise.
I led him to where the car was parked. His lack of interest in the car was a little suspicious, but he looked very decent. He told me that his name was Wong. Since I was not conversant in Cantonese, we spoke in English. His was passable.

We adjourned to the nearby fast food outlet to talk. I had advertised the car for RM105K ono. He suggested RM102K, but we agreed to settle for RM103K.
He asked me to give him a lift to his shop in Pudu. In the car, he gave the impression that he was ringing his wife to arrange for a cheque of RM13K as deposit. The wife appeared to be asking him to pick up some medicine at Sungei Wang Complex. My wife who was accompanying me was not too happy with the detour, since traffic at Friday lunch time in that part of the world has always been very dreadful to us. However, I was prepared to oblige.

I stopped by a side road for him to run up to pick the medicine for his wife. A couple of minutes later, he rang up to ask me to meet him at the side entrance.
“Mr Lim, I have not brought enough money, can you please lend me MR245?”

“Sorry, Mr Wong; I don’t know you at all. Even though it is a small amount, how can I possibly lend you money just like that?”
“Oh, oh, never mind, I will buy 4 instead of 16 my wife has asked me too.” He “telephoned” his wife to advise.

I returned to my car and told my wife that we might have encountered a conman.
True enough, he didn’t appear again. His number had also gone out of service immediately after that.

Saw Hwa was pretty upset. I told her that’s life! It was HIS way of earning a living!
We even forgot we still had not had our lunch yet!

Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Living Buddha

I was at Kuala Lumpur Sentral to change my return flight a couple of days ago. I did't realise that it now houses a huge mall.

As I was passing the TUMI outlet, a figure in there caught my attention. What's a Tibetan monk doing in that shop? I have always admired TUMI products, but honestly I can't bring myself to buy any. I have plenty of its toiletry bags, though - thanks to MAS, for they give each B class passenger one each time you travel long-distance with them. This monk surely has good and expensive taste. Maybe he was buying as a gift to his girlfriend?

Talking about monks' new-found up-market tastes, I remember joining my boss in "entertaining" a "living "Buddha in Singapore's Four Seasons Hotel some years ago. It was certainly not a vegetarian treat. The food was not interesting, neither was the conversation or enlightenment. What made this encounter particularly memorable is that I found him coming down the elevator with a very sophisticated lady - two hours or so after our dinner. What was he doing with this lady up there??? He couldn't be preaching Sutra to her in the room, or could he?

After reading so much about the sexual exploits and abuses by priests and monks of all shades and denominations, the rendezvous by this living Buddha is just understandable. Isn't he just another human being once he takes off his robe?
 
Of course, there are many genuine chur-jia-ren () whom I hold in great esteem. But with so many of these charlatans around, not to mention the many more who prey on the kind-hearted souls in pasar malams (night markets), I just thought wasn't it time that something be done to curb this nuisance or nonsense?

Half-baked, or out to fleece?

My son is trying to dispose of his BM323i and since I am now working for KLKK (kneah-lai-kneh-ker – Hokkien, meaning nothing much to do; walking here and there), I decided to help him out.

He has been servicing this car regularly at Auto Bavaria since he bought it in 2009. There were a couple of things that needed to be dressed up. The hand rests were sticky; apparently, the plastic was melting away. (Coming from a BM, this was surprising.) I promptly had them replaced. I thought there was something not quite right with the air-conditioning as well, since it would take a while for the cooling effect to be felt. I decided to send it to an S8 Auto outlet nearby. I had used its service before; the people there looked professional enough.

The car was plugged to a sophisticated looking machine. The mechanic advised that it would take two hours for the machine to do the diagnosis. The cost would be RM250, including flushing the system. Fair enough.

“Your compressor is not working well; it is flooded.” They telephoned me two hours or so later. Since it was well past six in the evening, I agreed to leave the car with them. Oh, if it is the compressor, it is going to cost me a bomb! I said to myself.

Next morning, I telephoned to check. “No, it is not your compressor but the condenser which is faulty.” I was told that the cost of a replacement was a couple of thousand dollars; nothing is cheap as far as BM parts are concerned.

“Let me see it before you do it.” I advised.

I was met by a so-called air-con expert upon my return to S8 Auto.

“Nothing wrong with your compressor or condenser; your fan was not working well.” He went on to shine his torch light on the culprit. I felt a little relieved; fans should not cost that much.

“Oh, you have to replace the whole housing.” For the BM original, it was close to RM5K, but I could make do with a German equivalent, which would cost close to RM3K.

I was a little sceptical after the series of changes in diagnosis and decided to check things out first.

I took the BM to another workshop specialising in air-con nearby. The mechanic said there was nothing wrong with the fan. When I mentioned S8 Auto, he smiled and gave me a you-know-lah look! And the system seems to be working well. Maybe BM didn’t do a good job in cleaning up the system earlier on!
 
 

Monday, December 1, 2014

A Reincarnation Poser

I was relating about a reincarnation mural I saw in one of the temples in Bhutan to a white Aussie colleague over a cold beer one day. I was given to understand that reincarnation works like a clock; if you do good, you get promoted and keep moving upwards until you reach XII. If you are a no-good fellow, you keep slipping down and end up in VI. I can't remember whether the climb and the slip is clockwise or anti-clockwise. I suppose it doesn't matter.

At the end of my description, Jeff asked: How then does a human, having slipped down the ladder to become a worm, now hope to crawl back to be a human? What's the redemption path?

But I suppose you may be able to do "it" with the help of the good elephant and the holy monkey...
This talk reminds me of the Singapore Airlines' KrisFlyer PPS status I used to enjoy and the MAS Enrich Platinum card I now hold. SQ was quick to elevate me to PPS, but soon I found myself demoted to Gold the following year and Silver the next! MAS is now threatening me that I need to travel more to maintain my Platinum!

Climbing back is sure a hard slog. In the case of the "once-upon-a-time human" worm, is his (or its) brain still intact for him to repent his (or its) way back?